What are you still doing up?.. I can’t sleep either… My date was terrible, and I really wanted to get laid too… Relax, we’re both adults, it’s okay to talk about it. Your Mom gets horny just like everybody else… Can I ask you a question? You think I’m pretty right? I should be able to get a good looking guy… I need to find someone like you, handsome, young, someone who actually listens….

***Starring Lexi Luna***