The Bunk Bed Incident
Can’t you leave? I know we just moved and you don’t have any friends around…
Movie Category: Masturbation
Sharing The Bed
Just because I sleep naked doesn’t mean you can jerk off next to me…
Goth Girl Fan Club
You’re sick. What kind of person beats off with their step sister’s socks?..
Hyperfixation
You’re a nerd. That’s why I’m trying to help you. Come to this party…
How to Get a Text Back
There has to be a reason she didn’t text you back. You said she really…
Best Vacation Ever
Don’t be a little weirdo, I get the bed. You can stay on the couch. Because…
