Please get out of my room, I’m organizing my books right now. I don’t have time for you to make fun of me or whatever… Okay, first of all that’s not true. I would never watch you and your boyfriend have sex, that’s gross, you’re my sister… Listen, maybe I accidentally did once, but it was only because you left your door open… No that’s crazy, is this a joke? And I’m a virgin anyway, I would never do that before marriage.
***Starring Shay Evans***