Tell mom I’m busy right now… But you should hang out with me for a little bit. Come on. We never talk anymore… And you can help me with my yoga. Stop it, just relax and spend some time with your big step sister for once… So are you still dating that girl? No? That’s too bad, but she wasn’t pretty enough for you anyway… Hey, help me with this stretch. It’s fine, I’m older than you, I wouldn’t make you do anything you weren’t supposed to do….

***Starring Vanessa Cage***